Swollen Lip

98

My grandma’ says if you stick you lip out a bird will poop on it.

Sick of leaves

97

Even bears get sick of wiping with leaves.

Oh rats

96

Scientists are baffled as to why the number of cases of the black plague are on the rise in some third world countries – well, until they saw this.

Brain Sucker

95

A new bread of killer brain eating moth is spreading across the world. We are doomed.

Impact

94

T-minus 3 seconds until impact.